lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

(via wowaugustus)

em-muh:

Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened

(via wowaugustus)

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

(Source: hayleu, via popular-demand-baddie)

chekhov:

I was like why does every shirt make me look fat and then I was like oh I’m fat now

(via ecstasyofwoe)

alt-j:

music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing

(via popular-demand-baddie)

Tumblr is literally people telling you not to judge others or they’ll judge you

eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

(via sagihairius)